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[13 May 2005|12:57pm]
SALVATOR ANGELO DIAMACO IS A HUG FAGGOT




THAT IS ALL
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fuck your party [17 Dec 2004|07:58pm]
what the fuck is up with santa??

if you are gonna lie to kids why tell them a real fat man is gonna squeeze through a little chimney hole. and what the fuck does he have to do with jesus or christmas anyways.

i was at my G moms house looking at her christmas shit all set up she has a manjoor scene with big as pine trees with snow omn them know im no religious guy or anything but im prettuy fucking sure it dosnet fucking snow in egypy let alone do they have god damn pine trees.

i bought a new whip its a 97 dodge its aight. it dosnet suck complete asshole

i fucked sals mother again she sure as hell aint getting any tighter over time.
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MY HERO DIED TODAY [14 Nov 2004|07:18pm]
[ music | WU TANG- 36 CHAMBERS ]

old drty batard is dead

WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK

he was gonna play ottobar soon and now im pretty sure that shows cancelled

the other night while i was outside my car it popped into reverse flying into a tree which is suprisngly god since it could have hit ivans house or went in the bay



FUCK YOU ALL

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[03 Nov 2004|05:56pm]
[ music | BARS introducing... ]

i found my slef sitting in a room with beetlejuice, pee wee herman, a naughty cop, more "white gangstas" then ive ever seen but it all worked out because i had myself a fifth of everclear.

after drinking half the bottle i somehow begin a conversation about the upcoming election with some girl whos name i was to drunk to care about and some kid in a black flag shirt this helps me to realive im not drunk enough because i still have the abilty to talk so i yet again begin to chug at the bottle.

after i lose all abilty to think, speak, walk, and reason, of course the police arriveand decide to take everyone out of the house and make us stand on the lawn for twenty minutes which seemed like a lifetime since i could not feel my legs

after begin aloud to reenter the house we decide to leave the circus as ricky white called it and found ourselves in the local IHOP

i drunkly sat there and ate my omelette from hell which i began to regret as soon as i got outsuide beacse i threw it all up and then i began to vomit BLLOD which hurt ALOT

the next day i was so hungover i had no food in my stomach i was dry heaving until blood vessils inmy face blew and my head felt like it was being crushed in a vice

the moral of the story is
EVERCLEAR FUCKING RULES

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you look like i need a drink [01 Oct 2004|07:38pm]
if it was easy it wouldnt be this much fun
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are we speaking a diffrent language [22 Sep 2004|12:34pm]
ANOTHER NIGHT IN AMERICA
WHERE ARE DREAMS THEY DIE
AND OUR LIVES ARE USED UP


WELL EVERYTHING IS GOING ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEY FUCKING COULD BE

IM LIVING WITH MY BROTHER BECAUSE MONEY RULES THE WORLD AND I SADLY DONT HAVE ANY

MY CAR DOSENT LIKE TO GO IN REVERSE WELL IT DOES BUT ONLY WHEN IT WANTS AND I STILL HAVE NO BACK LIGHTS BUT I GOT A TICKET FOR THEM SO I HAVE TO GET THEM FIXED SOON
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GET BACK TO WERE YOU ONCE BELONGED [25 Aug 2004|07:16am]
im sitting here listing to old beatles and smiths albums

yesterday at work everythig broke our cooler was broken, our water fucked up, and we were busy

hot pockets and rum now thats a ballanced breakfats
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